Oh, all right

I don't want to be rescued

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Oh right. I forgot about the battle. I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.

And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. I can explain. It’s very valuable. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Oh God, what have I done? Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.